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PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

370M, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, children, education, empowerment, gals, gender-based violence, Girls, global issue, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, PixelPervs, Prevention, Protection, Resources, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

banner, Business, comfort, Cozy, Free Time, improve, Lazy, Minecraft, NecoMC, new, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4888	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crops Grown:	5480
Villages Defended:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

mc.necomc.com

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

Adults, Aesthetics, bedrock, Casual, collide, Community, Crafting, Discord, Drama, Driven, Epic, Experience, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, Modded, Mods, Playstyle, quality of life, Realm, Realms, Relaxed, Roastfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, Speed Running, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Behavior, characteristics, culture, customs, ethnicity, Europe, generalizations, Germans, History, Identity, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Psychology, Server, social norms, societal traits, society, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9123	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	New Chunks Explored:	59938
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	85	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Farms Harvested:	905	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Votes:	8927
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!