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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7584 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
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