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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8284 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
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