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TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.

And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.

Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot

NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

anti-consumerism, consumerism, declutter, Free Items, Giveaway, materialism, Minimalism, no thank you, NoFreeDiamondsOrElse, not for me, not interested, not my style, not needed, pass, personal boundaries, possessions, Refuse, REJECT, Unnecessary, unwanted gifts, unwanted items

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

VirusCraft – Pneumonia Panic!

healthy adults, Human Metapneumovirus, lung infection, Panic, pneumonia, pneumonia awareness, pneumonia complications, pneumonia diagnosis, pneumonia in adults, pneumonia in healthy individuals, pneumonia management, pneumonia prevention, pneumonia risk factors, pneumonia symptoms, pneumonia treatment, respiratory disease, respiratory illness, respiratory infection, respiratory virus, severe pneumonia, viral infection, viral pneumonia, viruscraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u get hit with a virus that gives u severe pneumonia, but like, in the game! u gotta fight off the virus while also building ur epic base and battling creepers. it’s like a double whammy of excitement and danger. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!

Viceanarchy server minecraft

Anarchy, Battles, Boss Battles, donat, Economy, freedom, high performance, lags, Minecraft, PvP, Raids, Server, Stable Server, strategy, strength, Survival, Tournaments, treasure hunting, Viceanarchy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The unique server of the anarchy, where everyone can become the master of their fate! We have no strict rules and restrictions, only freedom of action and endless possibilities.

Why should we choose us?

• Free cases and donat: each player receives bonuses without investments! Open the cases, get cool rewards and develop faster.

• Developed economy: Know how to earn! Broke, develop your enterprises, farm system or pirate – the choice is yours.

• Absolute freedom: the complete absence of privates is a system, destroy and protect your territories with the help of strength and cunning.

• PVP and survival: exciting battles, basement sieges, raids and a real struggle for resources. Only the strongest will survive!

• Weekly presentations: tournaments, treasure hunting, battles for the boss – participate and receive valuable prizes.

• Stable server: a minimum of lags and a high pharmacy – we provide a comfortable game at any time.

Come in to experience the real spirit of anarchy and show what you are capable of! There are no rules here, only your strategy and strength. Start your way right now!

45.93.200.14:25582

Lost Legacy Realms 1.20

#metalheads, 80s, 90s, adaptation, Anime, anime adaptation, bastard, classic metal, controversy, culture, heavy metal, japanese, Legacy, Lost, Manga, metalcore, Music, Nostalgia, old-school metal, Realms, references, rotting diarrhea, series

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2127	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more metal than a headbanging octopus on a unicycle!

We’ve got more classic metal references than a grandma’s attic full of vinyl records.

But watch out, our server is filled with metalcore fans who think they’re hardcore but really just sound like a dying walrus.

Why are these Minecraft players like this? Who knows, but it’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss!

Come join us for a headbanging good time that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where metalcore reigns supreme.

SisterSquadCraft

co parenting, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, cultural values, domestic abuse, emotional burden, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, generational expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, parental responsibilities, parental support, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single parent household, SisterSquadCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire household on your shoulders? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any annoying siblings or abusive dads in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your lazy sister eating all your food or leaving her dirty dishes for you to clean up. You can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet while you explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that you can always pack up your sister’s virtual belongings and send her off to her virtual dad’s house. No more screaming matches or emotional turmoil – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build, explore, and create your own happy place where you can finally be free from the burdens of family responsibilities.

ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

anatomy, Communication, Confidence, emotions, Insecurities, male anatomy, manhood, ManhoodMysteriesMC, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myths, performance anxiety, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, self esteem, sex, size matters, smp, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Farms Harvested:	136
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Items Found:	8202
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

Sock Stepper’s Paradise

clever insults, comedic insults, funny banter, funny comebacks, funny insults, funny jokes, funny one liners, funny quips, funny remarks, harmless insults, humorous comebacks, humorous insults, innocent insults, light-hearted banter, lighthearted insults, Paradise, playful banter, playful insults, silly insults, Sock, Steppers, witty comebacks, witty insults

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2162
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7083

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Pixelated Keto Health Land

health, Keto, Land, pixelated

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u get hungry all the time? well this server is like the ultimate keto diet for ur virtual self! instead of eating bread and potatoes, u gotta eat virtual meat and veggies to survive. but don’t worry, it’s not all about the food. we also have epic quests where u gotta fight off evil mobs with ur keto powers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that’s been infused with the power of bacon. so come join us on this crazy keto minecraft adventure and get ready to level up ur metabolic health while having a blast!

Hubris SMP

Admin-led, Builders, Creative, Events, Hubris, Limited Spaces, Minecraft, Modded, passionate, Recruitment, Roleplay, S01, Server, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, supportive environment, unique gameplay, Vetting Process, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Server Details
Base Modpack	Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~20 custom mods
Dedicated Server	Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay
Focus	Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making
Roleplay & Events	Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events
Unique Gameplay	Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience

Requirements
Microphone required	For proximity and voice chat features
Stream-friendly	Some members are streaming, and you may appear in their broadcasts
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us foster a positive and welcoming community

Why Join Hubris SMP
A supportive environment for builders and storytellers
Collaborative gameplay where your ideas and creativity shape the experience
Admin-led events to enhance the SMP’s story and create unforgettable moments
Streamer-friendly rules to ensure smooth interaction, whether on or off-camera

FAQ

1. How can I join Hubris SMP?

To join Hubris SMP, you can join the vetting server through the link provided and go through the vetting process.

2. What is the base modpack for the server?

The base modpack for Hubris SMP is Builder’s Paradise 2, which includes around 20 custom mods for added creativity.

3. Are there any specific requirements to join the server?

Yes, a microphone is required for proximity and voice chat features. The server is also stream-friendly, and there is a vetting process to ensure a positive community environment.

4. What can I expect from the gameplay on Hubris SMP?

Players can expect a focus on building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. The server also hosts roleplay events and unique gameplay experiences with custom mods.

5. How many spots are available on Hubris SMP?

As the community is already growing, there are only a few spots remaining on Hubris SMP. Interested players are encouraged to sign up soon to secure their spot.