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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7975 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7834 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!