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BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Farms Harvested:	813
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

WeddingBlock25

age, aita, college, controversy, DAUGHTER, decision, Degree, disagreement, ENGAGEMENT, family, love, Marriage, opinion, parenting, Pay, Proposal, relationships, Support, Wedding, WeddingBlock25, work experience

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

HackLifeMinecraftSMP

beneficial, Clever, crazy, Creative, efficient, HackLifeMinecraftSMP, Hacks, Handy, Helpful, ingenious, Innovative, life hack, practical, Resourceful, savvy, Smart, Tips, Tricks, Unconventional, Unique, useful

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Buildings Constructed:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4781
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

aspiration, desire, dream come true, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fantasy world, génie, happen, hopeful, idealistic, longing, Magic, make a wish, manifestation, Optimistic, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft, yearning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

BIAS, BlockyJerusalemMC, CBS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, controversy surrounding Jerusalem, freedom of speech, Guidelines, international relations, Israel, jerusalem, journalism ethics, Journalists, Media, memo, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Politics, Reporting, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3271	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magic Items Found:	5616
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	950133
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!