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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7122 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3826 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?