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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1550 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 124 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!