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Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	965306
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ores Mined:	1264	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	6903
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7475
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Votes:	6800
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Buildings Constructed:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!