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CraftyNSFW: Share Your Proud Secrets!

Adult, Alluring, CraftyNSFW, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Proud, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, Secrets, seductive, Sensual, Share, Steamy, taboo, tantalizing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic structures to hosting naked skin contests, our server is the place to let your naughty side run wild. So come on, join us and let’s get NSFW together!

ArcticSubs12: Defend Canada from Russian & Chinese invasions!

Arctic, arctic circle, Arctic defense, ArcticSubs12, Canada, China, Chinese, DEFEND, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, invasions, Maritime, Military, military technology, nato, Naval, north pole, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strategy, Submarines, submarines procurement, Surveillance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragons Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Arctic defense base but in Minecraft! We need 12 new submarines to protect our land from Russia and China who are tryna invade our icy territory. Join us and help us build the craziest underwater base ever! We got polar bears as guards and penguins as our allies. Plus, we have secret igloos filled with treasure and diamonds. So come on and join the coolest (literally) server out there!

Legit Vanilla

Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchysurvival, authentic, betterteams, Community, Creative, Legit, Legit Minecraft, Legit Server, Legitimate Vanilla, Legitvanilla, Minecraft, new, Newserver, No Rules, no staff, Norules, Norulesanarchy, Nostaff, original, player, Players, rules, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Legitimate Vanilla

This means there are:

1. NO Rules2. NO Staff

What happens to this server is entirely up to the people who play it.

legitvanilla.cloudnord.net

Grimwald SMP: Where skeletons pay rent and creepers follow building codes

apply, building, codes, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, follow, Griefers, Grimwald, hackers, Minecraft, Minigames, Pay, pay to win, Plugins, Projects, Rent, rules, Server, Skeletons, smp, Updates, Voicechat, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crops Grown:	6176	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3749
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity Voicechat	This is optional but it’s there if you want to use it
Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks	For quality of life enhancements
Coreprotect	Instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing
Hard Difficulty
Democracy	All major server decisions are voted on by the players
Updates	To new versions soon after they come out
Vanilla-like Configs	TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.
Friendly Community
Minigames and Events
Group Projects
No Pay to Win
Apply Here:	Application Form

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, as long as you follow the rules.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Some quality of life datapacks are used, but the server is mainly vanilla.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows reverting the world to previous states and banning responsible players.

4. Are there any in-game communication features?

Proximity voicechat is available as an optional feature.

5. Can players participate in server decisions?

Yes, all major server decisions are voted on by the players.

”TF2Craft Server”

Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.

But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCraft Polska Server

demokracja, dyktatura, EDYCJA, historia, komunizm, LÍDER, Minecraft, opozycja, partia, polityk, polityka, polska, Polska Ludowa, Propaganda, przeszłość, PZPR, rewolucja, rząd, sekretarz, Server, socjalizm, wybory

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9454
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	640	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	5005	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	59
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crops Grown:	2953	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥