| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8095 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 79 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5339 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 178 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 910 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6023 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7619 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2829 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8999 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 180 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2671 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2842 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4939 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 193 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5515 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 432 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5054 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
