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Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3854
Runes Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Votes:	1726	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Items Found:	7299	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchantments Applied:	254	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Votes:	6408
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!