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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

695884685, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, banana, blocky, Book, crime, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Literature, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Potions Brewed:	109
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with a rubber chicken sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball helmet that grants you unlimited dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

amazing, China, ChinEase, Chinese, Chinese achievements, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese civilization, Chinese cuisine, Chinese culture appreciation, Chinese customs, chinese heritage, Chinese History, Chinese inventions, chinese language, Chinese people, Chinese society, chinese technology, culture, Minecraft, smp, Traditions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Void Armor Forged:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Eclipsya

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	112
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	9105	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

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A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!

Eclipsya.reviverealm.net

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ios, killer wife, Minecraft, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Salamin, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8068	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
New Chunks Explored:	649373	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	53
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5431
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!