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Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7697
Farms Harvested:	139	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

CraftyCreeper69

alone, available.., CraftyCreeper69, DATING, flying solo, lonely, looking for love, love life, Relationship Status, relationship status update, single, single and fabulous, single and happy, single and independent, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, single and thriving, Solo, solo journey, Solo Life, unattached

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	785	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Eusurvival.net

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Votes:	2086
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6498

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.