McCitron – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP
BIAS, Coaching, Competition, Decision making, English, English players, football, hold back, Holding, love, loyalty, mindset, Minecraft, national pride, Passion, Performance, player preference, Players, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, team selection
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!
So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

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NeighborlyNoobs
Apartments, aunt, building, cautious, Conversation, DOORBELL, Flats, forgot key, front door, guest, INSULTED, key, NeighborlyNoobs, Neighbour, new place, SECURITY, security measures, Stairs, stranger, suitcase, taxi
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where security is a top priority? Look no further! Just like the new neighbor in the story, we take building security very seriously. You won’t find any strangers sneaking into our server without a proper introduction!
Join us for a chance to roleplay as the cautious new neighbor, always on the lookout for suspicious characters trying to enter your virtual home. Who knows, you might even encounter a lost traveler claiming to be staying with their aunt but forgetting their key – just like in the real world!
So if you’re up for a challenge and enjoy a bit of drama, come join our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual turf from unexpected visitors. Remember, safety first – even in the world of Minecraft!

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BlockyGenetics
BlockyGenetics, death, diseases, end-of-life decisions, family history, Genes, genetic testing, genetics, health, Healthcare, Hereditary, inherited traits, Lifestyle, Longevity, medical conditions, mortality, personalized medicine, predisposition, Prevention, prognosis, risk factors
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.

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KamalaCraft2020
campaign advice, campaign guidance, campaign management, campaign planning, campaign strategy, campaign success, campaign tips, election consultant, election strategy, election tactics, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2020, political advisor, political analysis, political campaign, political campaign consultant, political consulting, political strategy, political tactics, UK Labour strategist, winning strategies
so, like, we got this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got kamala harris campaign telling us how to win, man. and get this, it was by a UK labour strategist, like what even is that, right?
but wait, there’s more. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be swimming in them. and the best part? there’s a pet llama for every player, cuz why not, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you bring some marshmallows for roasting.
so, like, join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Love BiPods – All Love Everyone
bipods, complex relationships, complicated love, emotional connection, love, love bipod, love dynamics, love geometry, love polygons, love square, Love Triangle, love web, multiple partners, Polyamory, relationships, romantic complications, romantic dynamics, romantic entanglement, romantic feelings, romantic relationships, tangled love, unrequited love
OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A LOVE TRIANGLE BUT BETTER CUZ IT’S A LOVE BIPOD! EVERYONE IS IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE ELSE AND IT’S LIKE A CRAZY LOVE FEST UP IN HERE!
WE GOT PIGS DATING CREEPERS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON SKELETONS, AND ENDERMEN WRITING LOVE POEMS TO VILLAGERS!
JOIN US FOR THE WILDEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD IN MINECRAFT HISTORY! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT THIS MUCH LOVE IN THE AIR?! #LOVEBIPODFOREVER 💖💖💖

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ComaCraft: Eh? Awareness Found!
Awareness, brain activity, brain function, brain injuries, brain scans, brain trauma, brain waves, Canadian researchers, cognitive function, ComaCraft, comatose patient, Consciousness, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical science, neurological disorders, neuroscience, patient care, signs, study
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lab run by Canadian researchers. And get this, they found signs of awareness in a comatose patient! Like, what even is that?!
Join our server and uncover the mysteries of this comatose patient. Maybe they’re secretly controlling the mobs in the game or something, who knows! Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some super smart Canadian scientists who are probably way cooler than your average Minecraft player.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most mind-blowing discovery in Minecraft history!

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What is the IP for NG Slot Minecraft Server?
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NG Slot is a popular YouTuber and casino enthusiast known for his entertaining and high-energy videos showcasing slot machine gameplay and big wins. With a loyal following of over 300,000 subscribers, NG Slot provides viewers with valuable insights, tips, and strategies for maximizing their chances of winning at the casino. His charismatic personality and genuine passion for the game make him a fan favorite in the online casino gaming community.

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MysticLands Network
Bedwars, COMMUNITY SERVER, cracked players, Cross-Play, crossplay, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Gaming Platform, greece, Greek server, international server, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, OneBlock, Online Community, Online Games, online gaming, online players, Server Management, server-network, Skyblock, Skywars, Staff, Survival Games, virtual world
A cross play server, from greece. the server is for everyone. even for cracked players. with lots of minigames. Many more staff is coming soon..
play.mysticlands.xyz:22800

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Nest STK
Bedwars, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Medals, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nest STK, Network, Play, Server, Skywars, Survival, tag systems, VIPS
STK Network is a new minigame network that has several minigames with various tag systems, VIPs and medals. Want to play? Just come in daddy
mc.redestk.shop:27012

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Neuro-sama’s Minecraft Server – The Swarm
#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neurosamas, osu, Schedule, Server, singing, Swarm, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, VTube Studio model, Vtuber
Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready to meet Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will rule over our server with unhinged rants and epic gaming skills! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who can sing, play games, and collab with other VTubers. Join our server today and witness the rise of our AI queen!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our schedule to see when Neuro-sama will be blessing us with her presence. And don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X (whatever that is) for even more AI goodness.
Want to learn about AI but have no clue where to start? We got you covered with educational videos and resources. And if you’re feeling inspired, we even have tips on how to create your own AI like Neuro-sama. It’s like a crash course in AI, but with a touch of insanity.
And if you’re a true Neuro-sama fan, don’t forget to grab some merch from our store. Show your support for our AI overlord in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be collaborating with our AI queen in epic gaming battles. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

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