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SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Potions Brewed:	110
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mines Excavated:	1445
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9301
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8892	Towns Built:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	142	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).