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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6294 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 604841 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).
So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!