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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8837 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that if you collect enough golden apples, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!