Matt Kino Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RacistSteveMC SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic Ender Dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of enchanted obsidian and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your land from any intruders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Matt Kino, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that he drops rare loot every time he logs on, so be sure to keep an eye out for him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Ruin, character creation, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, GLADIATOR, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, watch party

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	90

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.

And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, club, DELICIOUS, early morning, Energizing, first meal, Food, fuel for the day, health, Hearty, important meal, mealtime, Minecraft, morning meal, Nourishment, nutrition, satisfying, smp, start the day, Tasty, Throat, yummy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

bipolar episodes, blocky, Boredom, Communication Issues, Connection, contradiction, contradictory feelings, Emotional rollercoaster, friendship, hate, inner turmoil, Loneliness, mental breakdowns, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood, motivation, OVERWHELMING, seeking connection, Server, Struggling, Swings, violent rampage, violent thoughts

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Conquest, culture clash, discovery, European perspective, Exploration, exploration of the Americas, first contact, first landing, historical accounts, historical event, impact on indigenous societies, indigenous people, Land, Minecraft, native americans, new world, New World discovery., smp, spaniards, Spanish Conquest

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1980	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

#birdwatching, adorable, animal, bird, cute, cute animals, cute owl, cute owl video, cute pets, feathered friend, funny owl, Minecraft, Nature, OWL, owl appreciation, owl fanclub, owl gif, owl lover, owl meme, owl watching, smp, viral owl video, Wife, wildlife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

BIOHAOS, ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs, Chaos, Clans, Cruel, Dark, Fight, INTENSE, Ip:, meteorites, Minecraft, PvP, Resources, Server, Shelters, Survival, threat, Uncertain, Underground

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	159
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	4842	Dragon Eggs Found:	6638
Mines Excavated:	3508	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

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217.106.107.192:27656

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!