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TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9478	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3482	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Zombie Dances:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Farms Harvested:	853	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	3458	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	155	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!