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Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Secret Passages Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6045
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	218

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	8073

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!