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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 775 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 221 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with happiness. like one time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro.
also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?
