Master Manipulator Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Momma’s Money Limit

Boundaries, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, family obligations., financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial decisions, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial struggles, financial support, financial transparency, generational wealth, Limit, mommas, MONEY, POVERTY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9337	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law’s spending habits on witchcraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only magic is the magic of building epic structures!

Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!

Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?

SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

Mental, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mental illness debate, mental illness effects, mental illness impact, mental illness symptoms, mental illness vs physical illness, Mental well-being, Physical, physical health, physical health support, physical health treatment, physical illness, physical illness debate, physical illness effects, physical illness impact, physical well-being, SMP_MindVsBody

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	522612

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.

Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?

Rulebreaker’s Realm

civil disobedience, ethical boundaries, Ethics, individual freedom, justification, law enforcement, minor infractions, minor offenses, moral code, moral reasoning, non-conformity, overlooked laws, overlooked regulations, personal autonomy, personal beliefs, personal convictions, Realm, Rebellion, rule breaking, Rulebreakers, societal norms, societal rules

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!

MineCraftIKEABoom

Accountability, anti tank mines, consequences, Defense, dismissal, Explosives, FIRED, general, ikea, investigation, leadership, Military, military equipment, MineCraftIKEABoom, negligence, oversight, Polish, Safety, scandal, SECURITY, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	6036
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Crops Grown:	8382
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Farms Harvested:	644
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	381108
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!