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Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8635
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Votes:	2385
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	8297	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	8406	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3459
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3043	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Animals Bred:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ores Mined:	7636	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1947	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	166
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	671468
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!