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Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	304	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	50
Ores Mined:	5384	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, BlockBusterCraft, Breathtaking, eXtraordinary, Impressive.., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, MIRACULOUS, once in a lifetime, Phenomenal, remarkable, Spectacular, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgettable, wondrous

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Votes:	1979	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Animals Bred:	79	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	10

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Potions Brewed:	32	New Chunks Explored:	275674

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ores Mined:	9809	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7661	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO