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ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mines Excavated:	4750	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	816	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1350	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Emeralds Found:	612
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!