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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7836 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
