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CaffeineCraft: Brain Drain Bonanza

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT ALL DA BLOCKS U COULD EVER WANT AND MORE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U GET SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING PIGS AND LASER EYES!

WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THERE’S A CREEPER ARMY GUARDING IT!

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CAFFEINE FOUNTAIN THAT MAKES U BUILD FASTER AND JUMP HIGHER? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT BY THE CREEPER ARMY, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE. LOL!

Granny Smith’s Ultra-Spicy Hardcore Vanilla Server: Now with extra prizes and a side of Discord!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 259 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 225 weeks now. Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel.
Server IP	Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP if you prefer 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn. Examples: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any specific server rules?	Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.
What are the special features of the Apocalypse DataPack?	Players killed by a zombie become a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, web-spinning spiders, defending Ox-Heads, the deadly Litch, Herobrine, and Medusa guarding the Nether.
What is the Discord invite link?	https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
How does the scoring system work on the server?	Players earn +1 point per minute alive and +1 point per experience point earned. Various actions in the game have different point values.

KnightKing’s Minecraft Server

battle, Dark, Defender, destiny, FANTASY, Fiction, fortune, handsome, Hero, Knight King, KnightKings, leadership, legend, Lordran, Meeting, Minecraft, Prophecy, Queen Halfpint, Red Army Commander, Server, stranger, Villain, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring you fortune and romance? Look no further, because on our server, not only will you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you might just meet a dark, handsome stranger who will sweep you off your blocky feet! Who needs real life when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now for a chance at true love and epic adventures! 💎❤️ #MinecraftRomance #BlockyLoveStory

NihongoNoobz Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even Google Translate can’t handle it! Join us for a wacky adventure where you’ll encounter ninja creepers, samurai skeletons, and maybe even a Godzilla-sized Ender Dragon! Our community is so diverse that we have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars (they love playing Minecraft, who knew?). So come on down and join the fun, just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	145	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Void Armor Forged:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a distracted dad at a pool party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this mom’s husband who can’t seem to keep an eye on his son!

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.

So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

MinecraftProposalDrama

Abuse, adhd, anxiety disorder, autism, Boundaries, Communication, depression, dramatic, Flashbacks, friendship, Guilt, mental health, MinecraftProposalDrama, Proposal, ptsd, sensitivity, shame, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6602
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendships that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet Laura, the queen of mental health labels, who will have you questioning your own sanity as she navigates through anxiety, depression, autism, and ADHD all in one Minecraft world. Will she find the diamond of self-discovery or get lost in the caves of confusion? Only time will tell!

Witness Matt’s epic proposal to Grace, complete with a post-engagement party that will make you wish you were invited. But watch out for Laura, who may or may not show up due to her fear of relationship trauma. Will she crash the party or build her own fortress of solitude?

And don’t forget our protagonist, the PTSD survivor who’s not afraid to speak her mind. When the drama hits the fan, she’s there to set the record straight and call out the theatrics. Will she save the day or become the villain in this pixelated soap opera?

Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a few creeper explosions. Who needs reality TV when you have the drama of virtual blocks?

RealityCheck Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Star Shards Collected:	216
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Are you seeing signs of someone losing touch with reality? Well, maybe it’s time for them to join our wacky Minecraft server! Our server is so crazy that it will make them question what is real and what is just a blocky dream.

Join us and experience mind-bending adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and getting lost in a maze filled with talking chickens.

Forget about reality, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and let your mind be blown by the insanity that awaits you!

Ex-Girlfriend’s Minecraft Exposed

BETRAYAL, boyfriends, Cheating, DATING, ex boyfriends, exgirlfriends, EXPOSED, HEARTBREAK, hindsight, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lessons learned, Lies, Minecraft, moving on, red flags, reddit, regrets, relationships, Secrets, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6774	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Items Found:	2625	Players Killed by Monsters:	5662
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7881	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey gamers, ever wonder what happened to the guy she told you not to worry about? Well, on our Minecraft server, he’s actually a friendly NPC who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off! Join now for the chance to show off your sick moves and score some epic loot. Who knew jealousy could lead to such awesome rewards in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

BanglaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more chaos than Bangladesh’s Supreme Court! our job quotas are as non-existent as a unicorn riding a rainbow! no deadly protests here, just pure fun and madness!

we have more surprises than a clown car at a circus! build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world! it’s a wild ride that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! let’s create chaos together!

EilatMissileMayhem

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept missiles fired from Yemen and protect Eilat from the evil Houthis! build your own missile defense system and show those pesky attackers who’s boss. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual missiles to launch at your enemies! let’s show them who rules the virtual world!