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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7522 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
