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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2316 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9474 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
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