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Ego Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, coping strategies, crafted, Ego, Emotional healing, introspection, mental health, mental health journey, narcissist, personal growth, Personality Disorder, Realms, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Self-examination, self-realization, Therapy, Therapy options

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, bro, if you’re a narcissist, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because everyone will worship you like the god you think you are! You can build a giant statue of yourself and make everyone bow down to your greatness. Plus, all the other players will be too busy admiring themselves in the mirror blocks to even notice your narcissistic tendencies. It’s the perfect place for someone like you to thrive and be surrounded by fellow self-absorbed individuals. So what are you waiting for? Join now and bask in the glory of your own reflection!

BrotherlyDeceitCraft

acceptance, Background, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyDeceitCraft, complicit, Deception, Dilemma, Ethics, Fake, family, Honesty, in-laws, lie, Marriage, moral dilemma, relationships, Reluctant, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old weddings with no drama or deception? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of a man trying to marry into a family that would never accept him if they knew the truth!

Join in on the fun as you play the role of the younger brother in this crazy scheme, pretending to be part of a fake family with fake names and fake uncles. Who needs real family when you can have a bunch of Minecraft players pretending to be your relatives?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wedding like no other. Will the truth come out? Will the bride’s family figure it out? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: WeirdLifeStories

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Life, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdLifeStories

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	548
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Votes:	5153	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And then I met this player who could speak in only emojis, it was so wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament, it was cluckin’ insane! So if you wanna experience the most random and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐔🎩🤪 #lolzy #crazyminecraftfun

BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, biology, BootyBlockerCraft, buoyancy, butthole, Colon, Depth, drowning, gastrointestinal, health, human body, medical condition, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, Rectum, Risk, Safety, Sphincter, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

PastaFighters Minecraft Server

Conflict, CONVICTED, crime, criminal, European, extradition, foreign fighter, International, Italian, Justice, Minecraft, murderer, News, paedophile, PastaFighters, Prison, russia, scandal, Server, Soldier, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can team up with convicted italian murderers and paedophiles who are fighting for russia in ukraine? well, do we have the server for u! join us for some chaotic fun as we build, mine, and cause mayhem with our unlikely allies. who knows, maybe u’ll even learn a thing or two about survival from these hardened criminals. so come on down and join the insanity, we promise it’ll be a killer time!

UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

defense strategy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international conflict, Kims, KRAZY, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military threats, national security, North Korea, North Korean military, political instability, Risk, security threat, soldiers, suicide missions, suicide soldiers, Ukraine battlefield, UkraineCraft, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

Copper Crafters Guild

$1.9 million, arizona, Bacteria, College of Medicine, Copper, Crafters, grant, guild, HARMFUL, harness, health, kill, Medical, microorganisms, Mysteries, National Institutes of Health, research, Researcher, Science, study, tucson, Uncovering, University of Arizona

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of COPPER to defeat all the evil bacteria and microorganisms!!! 🦠💥

our fearless leader, Dr. Steve, discovered a secret potion that turns copper into a deadly weapon against all the gross germs in the world. now we’re on a quest to rid minecraft of all the icky stuff that makes you sick 😷

join us and become a copper crusader, fighting alongside Dr. Steve to save the world, one pixelated germ at a time. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and a secret underground lab where we cook up our magical potions 🧪🔬

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and help us save minecraft from the microscopic menace! 💪🔥 #CopperCrusadersUnite

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Epic, film analysis, film critique, film evaluation, film rating, film recommendation, is it bad, is it good, Is it Worth It?, is it worth the hype, is it worth the money, is it worth the watch, movie assessment, movie opinion, movie review, movie suggestion, Quest, should I see it, should I watch, watch or skip, worth the time, worth watching

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	298	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Bro, let me tell you, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy.

We’ve got more epic builds than a dragon’s treasure hoard and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys on caffeine.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what reality even means.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BirthdayBashMC Server

Birthday, BirthdayBashMC, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, commitments, Communication, compromise, compromises, emotions, family, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, misunderstandings, Opinions, Plans, relationships, Scheduling, Server, Siblings, sister, weekends

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating birthdays on the exact date? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthday celebrations that are always on point.

We promise to never forget your special day, just like how we never forget to mine diamonds. Our community is full of players who understand the significance of celebrating birthdays as close to the date as possible. Plus, we have epic family hikes in-game that will make your birthday celebrations unforgettable.

Don’t be like the OP’s little sister, who got upset when her family couldn’t celebrate on the exact date. Join our server and never worry about missing out on a birthday celebration again. We even have special events and surprises planned for your big day.

So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other. Who needs real-life plans when you can party it up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make your birthday the talk of the server!

CraftyQueerHousemates

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, conventional attractiveness, CraftyQueerHousemates, friendship, Gay, LGBTQ, norms, open environment, personal issues, personal space, Respect, roommate dynamics, roommates, Self Discovery, Sexuality, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as open and boundary-pushing as my roommates? Look no further! Join our server where we never lock the doors to the virtual bathroom – pee while someone’s showering, brush your teeth while someone’s taking a virtual dump, it’s all fair game!

Our community is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re rooming with Tom and Jerry themselves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a virtual underwear party with your fellow players – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – we also have drama hotter than a lava pit. Join in on the action as players grapple with their sexuality, come out to their virtual roommates, and deal with accusations of secretly lusting after their pixelated pals. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come join our server today and experience the wildest, most boundary-pushing Minecraft community out there. Who needs real-life roommates when you have us?