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Crafty Oregonians

confident women, Crafty, empowerment, female empowerment, feminism, Girls, independent women, Oregon, Oregon culture, Oregon girls, Oregon pride, Oregon women, Oregonians, Pacific Northwest, progressive women, sex positivity, Sexuality, slut shaming, Sluts, sluts of Oregon, west coast, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	9655	Dragon Eggs Found:	8345
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	105
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

ISIS-free Zone: Where Schizos and Creepers Unite

CREEPERS, extremism, extremist propaganda, Hate Speech, internet culture, Isis, ISISfree, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, radical groups, radical ideology, radicalization, Schizo, schizos, social media, social media platforms, Terrorism, unite, violent threats, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7525	Potions Brewed:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Buildings Constructed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to boogie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “fuck isis” schizo, who once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Join now and witness his insane antics firsthand!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Varendonk, where the only thing vanilla is our ice cream!

Community, Community Based, cream, Discord, Dutch, English, Europe, Fresh, Gaming, Ice, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Netherlands, new, ONLINE, Players, Server, speak, Survival, Vanilla, Varendonk

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	165
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Languages	Dutch, English

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server to get the IP address.
Do you only accept Dutch-speaking players?	No, we welcome English-speaking players as well.
Is the server modded?	No, it is a vanilla survival server.

Gregarious Gamers

affable, amiable, cheerful, convivial, Engaging, extroverted, Friendly, fun-loving, Gamers, gregarious, hospitable, INCLUSIVE, jovial, Lively, niggas, outgoing, Personable, sociable, Social, warm-hearted, Welcoming, Yall

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for a pet dragon, a flying pig, and a dancing llama. And guess what? They got all three!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is so gregarious that you’ll never feel lonely again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!

BBC, black men, Bleached, bwc, cultural appropriation, derogatory terms, discrimination, genetics, Homosexuality, identity issues, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, societal norms, societal pressures, Spawn, spawn of Yakub, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, White Supremacy, white women, Yakubs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the spawn of Yakub roam free, using terms like “bwc” and “bleached” like it’s no big deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from their insecurities! Join us and experience a world where black men are welcomed with open arms and white supremacists are sent running for the hills. Don’t miss out on the epic battles between those who embrace diversity and those who are just too afraid to admit they secretly love black men. Come join the fun and let’s show those Yakub spawn who’s boss!

SexyHipsCraft

Alluring, appealing, Aqua, attractive, Beautiful, Captivating, curvaceous, desirable, Enchanting, Gorgeous, hips, hot, Irresistible, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, SexyHipsCraft, Stunning, Sultry, tantalizing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!

Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!

AHHH AHHHHHH ARRRRGHHH AAAAAIIIIAAAEEHHRRGHHAHDJHJSCHALSHABLUBLUBLUBBLBUPPNP dies from stroke, Apocalypse, Dance, demise, Minecraft, Musical, Server, sing, Undead, zombie

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Votes:	8189
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeperCave

Boss, Choice, CraftyCreeperCave, cure, hard mode, horror movies, inventive, jack, Madhouse, Margie, MIA, narrative, normal mode, Outlast, Overrated, Puzzles, RE0, RE7, Rec, Stalker

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	7765
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

best, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, flaws, gameplay, graphics, Immersive, liked, lol, McLaughingtons, Nostalgia, Reshit, RPG, Single player, Soundtrack, Story, two decades, video game, VII, XIII, xv

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

PlatinumSMP

BlazingSMP, Community, Economy, Minecraft, PlatinumSMP, PvP, rules, semi vanilla server, Staff, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Potions Brewed:	155

The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP

PlatinumSMP.mcserver.us:26500