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TechTards Minecraft Server

financial analysis, financial literacy, ignorance, investing, irrational exuberance, lack of knowledge, market behavior, market hype, market trends, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, nvda, overestimating, overvaluing, retards, Server, stock evaluation, stock market, Tech illiterate, Technology, TechTards, Valuation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with tech illiterate noobs who can’t even spell “redstone” correctly? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the NVDA-loving geniuses out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane contraptions using nothing but NVDA! Want to create a flying machine that can take you to the moon and back? NVDA can make it happen! Need a redstone contraption that can automatically mine diamonds for you? NVDA has got your back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the founder of our server is actually a secret NVDA agent who can hack into any player’s inventory and fill it with unlimited diamonds! And if you manage to find the hidden NVDA temple within the server, you’ll be granted access to a secret room filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those tech illiterate retards what real Minecraft skills look like!NVDA for life, baby!

SangriaCraft

Biweekly, building, Collaborative projects, community input, Competitions, creativity, data packs, Financials, FRIENDSHIPS, Griefers, hackers, Plugins, pub trivia, public service projects, SangriaCraft, shopping district, Shops, smp, transparency, Tropical, tropical adventure, whitelist application

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Emeralds Found:	7573	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	223	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

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Overview:

Join SangriaCraft for a positive and enjoyable Minecraft gaming environment, free from hackers and griefers. Our community focuses on transparency, community input, and various events to foster friendships and creativity. The world was recently reset on 10/26, encouraging more interactions and community connections.

FAQ:

Q: Who are we?	A: SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to providing a positive gaming environment for players to enjoy without restrictions or toxic players. Join our community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts.
Q: What changes were made with the recent world reset?	A: With the world reset, we are encouraging players to team up or build in closer proximity to spawn. Shops are now located within players’ bases or group areas, promoting more community interactions.
Q: How does SangriaCraft prioritize transparency and community input?	A: Our financials are openly shared, and changes are polled with 80% approval required. Failed polls are reviewed for potential improvements. We also host events, competitions, and collaborative projects to engage the community.
Q: How can I join SangriaCraft?	A: To join, fill out a whitelist application on our Discord server. Take your time with the application and check the #Applications channel for information on plugins and data packs used on SangriaCraft.

Curious Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, 150, 75, Axed, Count, Crafters, Curious, GIF, half, happen, Hosting, Just curious, last time, something happen, Threads, Today, Visited

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Yo, bro, forget about /gif/ and come join this Minecraft server! We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even remember what a thread is!

We got half the threads but double the fun, so hop on and experience a whole new level of insanity! Join us and leave reality behind, because who needs /gif/ when you can have a blocky adventure like never before?

Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos! Your mind will be blown, and you’ll never look back. Trust me, it’s worth it!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Assertiveness, Body language, building relationships, Communication, Confidence, ConfidentCraft, Conversation, networking, overcoming shyness, personal development, public speaking, self esteem, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, social confidence, social confidence building, social interactions, Social Skills, social skills training, socializing, socializing tips

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	195	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will give you all the confidence you need to talk to people IRL. Like, seriously, once you join this server, you’ll be slaying creepers and building epic structures like a boss. And guess what? The more you play, the more confidence you’ll gain in real life. It’s like magic, bro.

But that’s not all, this server is filled with the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared himself the Potato King. And another player who only communicated in dolphin noises. It’s pure madness, bro.

So if you want to level up your social skills and have a blast while doing it, join this Minecraft SMP now. Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King. Let’s goooooo!

CreeperConfessions

CreeperConfessions, inner truth, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you still learning to accept that you’re a blocky, pixelated character in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes (literally)! Join us and discover a whole new truth about yourself – that you were meant to mine, build, and survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and endless possibilities. So come on, embrace your inner Steve or Alex and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just uncover a truth about yourself that you never knew existed (like the fact that you’re secretly a master builder or a redstone genius)!

BalticCableChaos

Alliance, Article 4, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, BalticCableChaos, cable sabotage, Communication, crisis response, cyber attack, Defense, Europe, Government, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, nato, Politics, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Social Democrats, Sweden

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	469661
Mines Excavated:	2540	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly BAM! you’re transported to a whole new dimension where Sweden’s Social Democrats are tryna activate NATO’s Article 4 after some crazy cable sabotage in the Baltic Sea. like, what even is happenin’?! but don’t worry, cuz on this server, you can join in on the action and help save the day! build epic bases, team up with other players, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the sabotage. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and let’s show those Social Democrats who’s boss!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

adult supervision, Anarchy, bedrock vs java, BROKE, Chaos, Community, Creative, creativity, Door, hard survival, Lawless, mature content, no cheats, old map, Online Community, Pigman, PvP, R-rated, Server Rules, smp, Streamed Server, Streamer, Survival, twitch, zombie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Theme	Creativity vs Chaos
Map Age	5 years old
Spawn	Griefed beyond recognition, maintained by a small group of players
New Feature	Players can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED
Host	lawlessmc.com
Warning	No restriction on adult content, not family friendly without active adult supervision

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main theme of this server?

A: Creativity vs Chaos

Q: How old is the map on this server?

A: The map is 5 years old

Q: Can players be streamed on this server?

A: Yes, players can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p

Q: Are cheats allowed on this server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: No, the server has no restriction on adult content and requires active adult supervision

UnityCraft 1.20

cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Privilege, Race, racial diversity, racial inequality, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, UnityCraft, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, bro, forget about all that real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where we don’t care about race, we only care about building epic structures and trolling creepers!

Join us if you’re tired of all the race talk and just want to escape into a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing.

Plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So why waste your time worrying about race when you could be mining diamonds and exploring epic caves with us?

Come join our server and leave all that race-obsessed nonsense behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PainfulPvP – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, coping mechanisms, emotional trauma, forgiveness, healing, healing journey, HEARTBREAK, inner wounds, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, PainfulPvP, past hurts, personal growth, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Therapy, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, if you join, you’ll be joining the most epic server in the history of servers. We got diamonds for days, mobs that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.

And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!

HangryCraft: The Ultimate Feast

Appetite, crave, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Exquisite, feast, Flavorful, Food, Gourmet, HangryCraft, hunger relief, indulgence, intense hunger, Meal, Mouthwatering, perfect dish, REWARD, satisfaction, satisfying, Savory, Treat, Ultimate

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Votes:	8569
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward is some lame virtual currency? Well, look no further because on our server, after a week of intense hunger, your reward is not just any dish, but a single, perfect dish! And we’re not talking about some basic Minecraft food like bread or steak, oh no. We’re talking about gourmet dishes like diamond-encrusted cake or golden apple pie. Join now and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible!

ShootCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Authorization, bid, Botched, Crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, martial law, Military, Minecraft, prosecutors, Server, shoot, Shootcraft, soldiers, south korea, yoon

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admin is this crazy dictator who thinks he’s in charge of a whole army of blocky soldiers. He’s like, “Shoot ’em up, boys!” and everyone’s just running around shooting arrows at each other like it’s the Wild West or something.

But here’s the twist – the soldiers are actually just a bunch of chickens with helmets on! Yeah, you heard me right. These feathered fiends are out for blood, or should I say feathers?

If you join this server, you’ll be thrown into the chaos of a botched martial law bid where the only rule is survival of the fittest (or should I say, the cluckiest?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in a world where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering why you ever thought playing Minecraft was a good idea in the first place. But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends about that time you fought off an army of killer chickens in a virtual world.