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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2271 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 614 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.
So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!
