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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BIBLE, Christian, Community, compassion, congregation, DivineCraft, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, gracious, Invitation, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Kindness, love, Merciful, Minecraft, Outreach, Religion, salvation, Server, spirituality, Unity, Worship

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Star Shards Collected:	184
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

amusing, baffled, brother, BrotherlyLMAO, Chuckle, comedian, comedic, confusion, Enigma, Entertaining, funny, humor, idk, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Server, sibling, unfamiliar, unknown person

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	114	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	3641
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

accelerated abilities, acquired skills, desired talent, dream skill, exceptional abilities, expertise enhancement, extraordinary skills, honed abilities, innate talent, instant mastery, Minecraft, natural aptitude, personal growth, quick learning, rapid progress, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., SkillzCraft, specialized knowledge, talent development, unique talents, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	388
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mines Excavated:	2445
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	425
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉