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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1246 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.
we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.
if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.
so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
