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Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ores Mined:	1074
Zombie Dances:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crops Grown:	9685	Ores Mined:	8807
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Emeralds Found:	9520	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5396	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7631	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥