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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8653 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.
plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.
