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WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
New Chunks Explored:	705012	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Farms Harvested:	214	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

action, aliens, battle, bug slaughtering, Challenges, co-op, edf, Extermination, Gaming, giant bugs, insects, INTENSE, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, PixelPunch, Sci Fi, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, teamwork, video game, weapons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!

SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP

administration, Campaign, controversy, debate, democratic party, election, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, policies, Politics, president, public opinion, republican party, smp, SMPTrumped, Social Issues, trump, united states, well

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of building boring old dirt houses and mining for hours with no end in sight? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, artificial insemination, BabyCraft, Boundaries, children, Communication, consent, Decision making, Dna, family, family dynamics, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sister, Sperm donor, Support, uncomfortable situations, Wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.

Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.

So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!

BabyNameDramaCraft

abortion, Baby name, baby shower, BabyNameDramaCraft, burden, Communication, family, feelings, Friends, Gender Reveal, Implications, infertility struggles, miscarriages, morning sickness, perspective, sensitivity, sick leave, Support, Symbolic, Understanding, unique name

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old names being chosen for babies? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique baby names like “Five” because, hey, why not remind your child of all the struggles you went through to conceive them?

Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!

So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!