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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7109 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3236 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.