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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6949 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4231 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named Sir Mooington who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger! But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it.
Once you’ve conquered the cheeseburger quest, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil llamas in the epic Battle of the Barnyard! And if you’re feeling really brave, you can challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the enchanted disco room.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.