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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4892 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
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So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!