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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1409 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!