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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 104 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1656 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a crazy mix of players from Poland, Russia, Germany, and even Iran’s nuclear program (yes, you read that right)!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our Poland players are known for their epic potato farms that can feed an entire village for days. The Russian players are experts at building giant vodka distilleries that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the German players – they have created a massive autobahn system in the game that will make your head spin!
But the real kicker is our players from Iran’s nuclear program. They have the ability to create explosive TNT cannons that can take down any base in seconds. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us now!
