| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5534 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5136 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8992 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7370 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9730 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2660 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1822 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 200 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9965 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 546290 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4249 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8399 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6279 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 421517 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
