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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8663 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.
