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BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

sentencing, criminal law, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly you get a message from the server saying you’ve been sentenced to prison in Russia for drug charges! How crazy is that?! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your own cell block, trade with other inmates for contraband items, and try to escape to freedom before the guards catch you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and exhilarating?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Russian prison system! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get caught with drugs, of course)!

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ManVsBearSurvival

Instinct, prey, wildlife, Wilderness, Protection

join dis server if u wanna avoid bears cuz we got a bear repellent plugin dat makes dem run away in fear. but watch out for da players, dey can be even scarier dan da bears! come join us and see if u can survive da madness and mayhem of our wild and wacky world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and see if u have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

kevin, Boundary, vacation, stranger, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of creepy strangers inviting themselves on your European vacation? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is a Rick-free zone! No more awkward encounters with strangers who can’t take a hint.

Join our server and build your own virtual Airbnb without the fear of unwanted guests showing up uninvited. We promise that no one will demand to know your location “because of anxiety” or refuse to respect your boundaries.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted guests ruining your fun. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyManPleasers

Respect, love, Affection, Communication, EASY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

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Chainsaw Mania Minecraft Server

man, Analysis, Manga, japanese, chainsaw

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT and diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese men with chainsaws roam the land, chopping down trees with ninja-like precision. Rumor has it that if you can defeat one in battle, they’ll teach you their secret technique for crafting the ultimate weapon – the Chainsaw Sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of pure diamond instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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KpopCraft: No Execution Allowed

Propaganda, Music, North Korea, freedom of expression, EXECUTION

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we execute players for listening to K-pop? Yeah, you heard me right! We take our music preferences seriously up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, we have the best K-pop DJs in the game spinning those sick beats 24/7.

But that’s not all, fam. We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance battles to determine who’s the ultimate K-pop stan. Winner gets a lifetime supply of kimchi and a pet llama named Kim Jong-Un. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this lit party.

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might just become the next K-pop sensation of the Minecraft world. Just remember, don’t let the admins catch you jamming out to BTS or you might end up like that poor soul in North Korea. LOLZ!

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DickMan’s Minecraft Server

Cock, Pathetic, Server, little dick, White girl

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations and insecurities by roleplaying as a pathetic little dick man who just can’t catch a break. Embrace your inner masochist and let the insults fly as you degrade yourself and beg for attention. Who needs a white girl when you can have a whole community of players calling you a fucking faggot?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special VIP package where you can exclusively receive cock-related perks and privileges. Because let’s face it, you only deserve the best when it comes to cock.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself having the time of your life in the most absurd Minecraft server out there.

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KnavesCraft Minecraft Server

violence, back, BETRAYAL, Victim, Deception

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you never know what’s lurking around the corner – like that time Steve got a knife in the back from a sneaky creeper! But don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “diamond sword” so you’ll be back in the game in no time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server – just watch your back for those sneaky mobs!

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UnderageBlockParty

Police, intervention, man, Charsadda, child marriage

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from all the cray cray stuff happening in the real world? well, do i have the server for u!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.

we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.

join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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ShikaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, BKT, FANTASY, Mystery, nokonoko

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is the wackiest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, which is a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why? Because why not?!

Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter giant chickens that shoot fireballs, talking creepers who recite Shakespeare, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots like it’s nobody’s business.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords, and participate in a llama beauty pageant all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, the password to the secret bunker is “I’m an old animu boy/man” – don’t ask why, just go with it.

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