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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4597	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mini-me versions of ourselves, causing chaos and mischief at every turn. Imagine the hilarity of your character teaming up with their pint-sized doppelganger to take on the creepers and zombies of the world. It’s a roleplaying experience like no other, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your freak flag fly. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of roleplaying madness!

Umbra Network

#exciting, 1.21, Adventure, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Professions, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Umbra Network, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to Umbra Network!

A new server that has a Survival 1.21 mode in which you can find professions, skills, a variety of concoctions available to make, enchantments and more!!!

We hope to see you soon!

play.umbra-network.com

SpeakCraft Minecraft Server

American Flag, arabic, australian flag, austrian flag, British flag, Canadian flag, Chinese, finnish flag, french flag, German flag, Hindi, japanese flag, Korean, Minecraft, russian flag, Serbo-Croatian, Server, somali, Spanish, SpeakCraft, Swedish, Swedish flag, Turkic, turkish, Urdu

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Join our crazy Minecraft server where flags come to life and start speaking in different languages! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Spanish-speaking American flag or a Turkish-speaking German flag. It’s like a United Nations meeting gone wild in the world of Minecraft. Come join us and see if you can decipher the language of the flags while building and surviving in our wacky world. Who knows, you might even pick up a new language or two along the way!

Rich Minecraft SMP Player

abundance, affluent, assets, comfortable living, definition, Financial Security, financial status, luxury, material possessions, Minecraft, MONEY, opulence, Perception, perspective, player, prosperity, Rich, self-perception, smp, success, wealth, well off, well-to-do

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a llama with a golden saddle? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the definition of rich! We have so much wealth that our pigs wear top hats and monocles. Our players are so loaded that they use emerald blocks as pillows and eat golden apples for breakfast.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasures and enchanted loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but emeralds are a rich player’s BFF.

Coremine

LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

CoreSteal SMP is more than just a Minecraft server. It’s an immersive experience that blends strategy, survival, and creativity. From lifesteal mechanics to custom ranks and gear, every detail is built to give players a fresh twist on classic Minecraft gameplay. Here, every encounter, alliance, and battle counts – challenging you to grow, adapt, and explore in ways you’ve never experienced!

play.infinixcore.one

Suisei’s Normie Capture Minecraft Server

Anime, Capture, collab, collaboration, digital content, Entertainment, Gaming, Idol, influencer, Japanese culture, Livestream, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, New Release, Normie, normie market, Online Community, Server, social media, Suisei, Suiseis, Upcoming, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	5042
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! We’ve got a new Suisei collab coming up that is guaranteed to capture the normie market and bring a whole new level of chaos to the game.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and establish themselves as the ruling class. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

HunkCraft SMP – TV Edition

Actors, Celebrities, comedy, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, film, gossip, handsome, Hollywood, HunkCraft, hunks, Media, movies, pop culture, series, shows, smp, television, television industry, TV

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring, regular SMPs filled with just a bunch of hunks from /tv/? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time with those boring hunks when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

PandorasBlocks

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Pandora’s Blocks is a Greek mythology themed network focused on the game modes Survival, Kit PVP, Prison and more. We aim to bring a uniquely enhanced Minecraft experience to all users, and to build a supportive community!

play.pandorasblocks.net

Obey Jews Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, control, extremist groups, Government, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, obedience, obey, online communities, Political Correctness, Politics, Propaganda, racism, Server, social media, trump, Trump administration, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Are you tired of being outsmarted by Trump when it comes to following the orders of the Illuminati? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where even the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people, battle against NPCs controlled by the deep state, and uncover the truth behind chemtrails and mind control. Join us now and show /pol/ that you can be just as obedient to the powers that be!

Saki’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, Aiura, anime character, Anime girl, anime legs, best legs in anime, Birthday, celebration, comedy, cute, Happy Birthday, high school, iconic legs, Kawaii, legs for days, Saki Iwasawa, Sakis, schoolgirl, short hair, slice of life, smp, STUDENT, thigh highs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the birthday of the best legs in anime history! That’s right, we have a whole day dedicated to worshipping those perfectly sculpted anime legs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? That’s right, you’ll never see a more impressive llama-built castle in your life. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with anime legs, llama architects, and so much more!