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Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime discussion, blocky, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, future arc, gear 5, Gear 5 speculation, gear fourth, Grand Line, Haki, Manga, manga analysis, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, new world, one piece, one piece theories, pirate king, Pirates, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Wano Country

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4995
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Gear 5, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Gear 5 and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’re known to break out into spontaneous flash mobs at any moment.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, braless, Communication, DadCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, generational differences, home improvement, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, nightgown, overreacting, privacy, Renovations, Respect, Server, social etiquette, Therapy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.

AlimonyCraft: No Waivers for Cancer!

aita, Alimony, AlimonyCraft, bills, Business, Cancer, Coldhearted, CoParenting, designer clothes, Divorce, forgiveness, hard time, Help, Infidelity, multi-million dollar house, prenuptial agreement, Procedures, quality of life, SAHM, spender, tiktok, Waivers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4610	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex-husband’s affair with a prostitute 20 years younger than me!

Explore our virtual world where you can build your dream home, just like my ex-husband’s multi-million dollar house. But be careful, because you might encounter players who will try to convince you to waive your in-game alimony payments for their cancer treatments.

Make TikToks with your friends and enemies, just like my daughters do with their stepmom. And remember, in this server, being coldhearted is a virtue! So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough, just like my ex-husband did with his affair partner.

CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, company policy, Confidential, corporate, Covert, CraftyPolicies, hidden, INTERNAL, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, Procedures, Public, regulations, rules, secretive, Server, Surprising, undercover, undisclosed, unexpected, unknown

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1520
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit while playing? Well, welcome to our server, where poultry fashion is a must!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.

And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

CraftyTeenWisdom

advice, aging, appreciation, CraftyTeenWisdom, Experience, growth, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, personal development, perspective, Reflection, Self Discovery, teenager, wisdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	163	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of life through building pixelated masterpieces! Remember that advice you got as a teenager to always follow your dreams? Well, on our server, your dreams literally come to life in the form of giant rainbow unicorns that roam the land granting wishes to players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Timmy, who wished for a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and now lives in a castle made entirely of precious gems. So come join us and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BidenCraft: Wish I Convinced Israelis!

administration, biden, BidenCraft, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Convinced, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israelis, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation skills, peace negotiations, Persuasion, political strategy, president, regret, united states

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8509
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.

also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?

BullyCraft: No Woof Woofs!

animal control, animal welfare, breed restrictions, breed-specific legislation, BullyCraft, dog breed, dog breed restrictions, dog ownership, Irish laws, Irish pets, legislation, ownership restrictions, pet ownership, pet ownership laws, pet regulations, republic of ireland, restricted breeds, woof, Woofs, XL bullies, XL bully breed, XL bully laws, XL bully ownership

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

so, like, this server is like the wildest place to be, man. we got XL bullies running around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got them under control. it’s like a whole Republic of Ireland up in here, but with more blocks and less leprechauns.

join us if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dog breeds that are so restricted, they make your head spin. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe from any doggy danger.

come on over and build with us, fight with us, and laugh with us. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. then maybe stay away. but for everyone else, this server is the place to be. let’s do this!

Life’s UnfairCraft

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, complaining, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Fairness, Gratitude, life lessons, life not fair, Lifes, mindset shift, negative mindset, opportunities, personal growth, perspective, positive outlook, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, silver lining, UnfairCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	35302
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, liek, u know how sumtimes life is just, like, not fair? well, wat if i told u that on dis epic minecraft server, life not being fair is actually a GOOD thing?! yah, u heard me right!

on dis server, u can, liek, build a house out of diamonds and no one will judge u cuz life not being fair means u get all da good stuff! u can ride a pig off a cliff and survive cuz life not being fair means u get to cheat death!

join dis server and experience da wild ride of life not being fair in all da best ways possible! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with cake and llamas. yah, it’s dat crazy.

CraftyScientistz

Academia, ACADEMIC, academic integrity, Assistance, Authorship, citation, collaboration, CraftyScientistz, data analysis, Disclosure, Ethics, papers, peer review, Plagiarism, publication, research, scholarly communication, scientists, third party services, transparency, Writing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. like, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens and they give out diamonds like candy on Halloween.

And get this, the whole server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the ocean of lava. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun, man.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can hang out with unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

So, like, come join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Thugcraft: Where even the creepers fear to tread – join us if you dare! 18+ only!

7 years old, active community, admins, AFK player display, Among us, Anti Enderman Grief, apply, Australia, backups, build events, Cheating, Commerce, Community Events, cooperation, CREEPERS, Datapacks, default settings, Disabled fire spawning, discord server, Double Shulker Shell Drops, Dragon drops elytra, End Gateways, English only., Europe, fear, Friends, Griefing, Jackbox, Join, microphone, more mob heads, ninth season, North America, off site backups, Paper, PvP competitions, rules, shopping district, Silence Mobs, smp, stealing, Thugcraft, Tread, Vanilla, vanilla settings, voice chat, world seed, worldwide latency

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8819	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2830
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who are we?
Why did we start Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server without restrictions, complicated rules, or abusive mods. The server is 7 years old and on its ninth season.
Who are we looking for?	Players over 18 are welcome. Aim to keep average player count at 10 and peak player activity under 20.
Community	Focus on cooperation and commerce. Spawn features a shopping district for player builds. Hold regular events and use Discord for communication.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat
Technical Stuff	Great worldwide latency Uses Paper with vanilla settings Unknown world seed Various datapacks implemented Frequent backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Thugcraft?

Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

What are the server rules?

Rules include no griefing, stealing, or cheating, and chat must be in English only.

Are there any age restrictions to join Thugcraft?

Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply.

What kind of community events does Thugcraft host?

Regular community events include build events, PvP competitions, and game nights playing Among Us or Jackbox.