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BreatheCraft Minecraft Server

acrobatics, aew, Alternative, athletic prowess, brainwashed, Breathe, BreatheCraft, Entertainment, Fun, Hope, iwc, JOKE, Minecraft, miss, real men, real women, real wrestling, Server, TONY KHAN, Upset, Vince McMahon, Wrestlers, wrestling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	125	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4703

Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama in the WWE? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative to Vince McMahon’s reign of terror! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual wrestling like never before!

Our server is like Tony Khan’s dream come true – filled with fun, excitement, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We’ve got the best wrestlers from around the world ready to entertain you with their acrobatic skills and athletic prowess. Say goodbye to storylines involving weird stuff like blacks cucking other men’s wives or superstars eating dog food – on our server, it’s all about real wrestling done by real men and women who love the sport.

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the IWC – join our server and embrace the alternative! Say goodbye to Vince’s brainwashing and hello to a world of fun and entertainment. Rest in peace, AEW? More like rise from the ashes on our server and show the world what real wrestling is all about! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the virtual wrestling madness begin!

FridgeHater2xMinecraft

cleaning responsibilities, college apartment, fridge cleanliness, fridge organization, FridgeHater2xMinecraft, living with others, messy fridge, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, personal fridges, personal space, refusing to use the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate expectations, roommates, rotten food, shared living space, shared responsibilities

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Emeralds Found:	1772
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with roommates who turn your shared fridge into a science experiment gone wrong? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where you can have as many fridges as you want in your virtual room, without any rotting food or sticky messes to deal with.

Imagine a place where you can build your own mini-fridges and never have to worry about someone else’s moldy leftovers again. Our server is a fridge-free zone, where you can keep all your food fresh and delicious without any drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to gross shared fridges forever. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive roommates and liquefied vegetables.

CraftyTrendzGoneWild

CraftyTrendzGoneWild, cringe, fads, fashion, glad it’s over, Hashtags, hype, influencer, internet, memes, Nostalgia, obsolete, old news, Outdated, Overrated, passé, pop culture, social media, Throwback, viral, worst trend

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Remember when everyone was obsessed with planking? Well, forget about that because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master at “sheep stacking” – the hottest trend that never was! Build the tallest tower of sheep and impress your friends with your sheep-stacking skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “diamond disco” – a dance party like no other where players can boogie down while surrounded by sparkling diamonds. Who needs boring old planking when you can dance the night away in a diamond-filled disco?

So why join our server? Because where else can you stack sheep to the sky and dance in a diamond disco? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the outrageous adventures begin!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict, Democracy, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, Military, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	565	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

lol yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the Labour party in the UK but way more lit! we out here supportin’ Ukraine in their battle against Russia like some virtual warriors, man. we on our way to NATO like it’s a freakin’ quest in the game. join us and be part of the most epic virtual war everrrrrr! let’s show those Russian creepers who’s boss! #minecraftforpeace #virtualwarriors #NATObound

CraftyPolitician

British Monarch, CraftyPolitician, Government, Historical Meeting, Keir Starmer, king charles, leadership, Meeting, Monarchy, opposition leader, Parliamentary Meeting, political alliance, political stability, Politics, prime minister, Royal Duties, royal family, Royal protocol, State Affairs, Succession, United Kingdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Emeralds Found:	9390	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where king charles is constantly meeting with different prime ministers like it’s a speed dating event. one minute he’s chilling with boris johnson, the next he’s having tea with keir starmer. who knows who will be next? maybe even the queen herself will pop in for a visit. it’s a royal rumble of epic proportions, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to build some crazy castles fit for a king (or three)!

CopCarCraft

cop car, cop cars, CopCarCraft, drivers, driving experience, driving habits, law enforcement, law enforcement presence, law enforcement vehicle, law enforcement vehicles, police car, police cars, police presence, police vehicles, road safety, safer drivers, Safety, slower drivers, surrounding drivers, traffic, vehicle models

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further, cuz our server is the place to be! we got llamas that spit diamonds and chickens that lay golden eggs.

join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are u waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe!

AnxietyCraftADHD – Double Trouble Server

adhd, anxiety, AnxietyCraftADHD, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, comorbidity, Diagnosis, double, dual diagnosis, impairment, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, neurodevelopmental disorders, psychiatric disorders, Psychology, research, review, Screening, Server, social anxiety disorder, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, Trouble

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	1352
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU WITH THE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND ADHD! COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE EMBRACE YOUR CRAZINESS AND TURN IT INTO EPIC GAMING SKILLS!

WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF MISFIT GAMERS JUST LIKE YOU, READY TO BUILD SOME INSANE STRUCTURES AND BATTLE IT OUT IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE WITH EXCITEMENT!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S TURN YOUR SOCIAL ANXIETY AND ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS IN THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🎮🔥

Phoxis: Minecraft Server of Mayhem and Mishaps! Fantasy Races, Crazy Economy, & Wacky Towny Adventures!

Adventures, alliances, Boss Battles, Claiming, crazy, Dimensions, Economy, Elysium, end fight, ender dragon, FANTASY, four horsemen of the apocalypse, Grief Prevention, Hellhounds, Hide and seek, Immersive, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Minotaurs, mishaps, mythical crafting recipes, Nether, orcs, Other, Phoxis, Races, Resource World, Server, Towny, Vanilla, Wacky, Wars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	202
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Phoxis <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/craftylimbus-com/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Server Name	Phoxis
Description	Small and active Minecraft server with custom plugins and races.
Current Minecraft Version	1.20.2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?	Races plugin allowing players to change their race for unique gameplay experiences.
What other features do we have?	Towny plugin for creating towns and nations, custom mobs and bosses, events, multiple dimensions, and more!
What events do we host?	Hide-and-Seek, Boss Battles, monthly “The End Fight” event, with prizes for winners and participants.
What are our current plugins?	Economy, Towny, resource world, Nether dimensions, Elysium, and more – ask in discord for details.

IP: phoxis.mcraft.pro

Discord: https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

Hope you enjoy the server!

CraftyCharacter Minecraft Server

#youtube, 330am, age difference, Black, CraftyCharacter, crime awareness, discrimination, extreme violence, GRINDR, LGBTQ, meeting up, Minecraft, murderer, personality test, Server, sex, significant detail, Social Issues, trans person, Victim, Video, White

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make meeting up on Grindr for a 3:30am hookup seem tame in comparison. Plus, our community is so diverse, even murderers and victims can come together to build and explore. And don’t even get us started on the extreme violence against trans mobs – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	6348	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Or maybe you’d be interested in our exclusive unicorn petting zoo, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxation needs, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mushrooms, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected… like when the pigs start flying or when the chickens break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s all part of the fun on our server!