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LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	74
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

Sky High Shenanigans

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mines Excavated:	1353
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring, average-height Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe the sky’s the limit! Literally. Our world is filled with towering skyscrapers, mountains that reach the clouds, and trees so tall you’ll need a ladder just to see the top. How tall is too tall, you ask? We say there’s no such thing!

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building your own gravity-defying structures, challenging your fear of heights, and maybe even discovering a secret society of giants living amongst the clouds. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this sky-high world? So come on, take your Minecraft gameplay to new heights and join us today!

Spork SMP: Where the sporks are stronger than diamond swords!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Datapack Driven Custom Weapons	We have custom weapons and modded terrain generations using server-side terrain generation mods such as tectonic and Yung’s better minecraft. These mods are purely server side, allowing players to join with a vanilla launcher.
Custom Combat Features	The datapacks, combined with the resource pack, add custom combat features and weapons with varying rarity and powers. These weapons reference other games and media.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/ryJzumCExN

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods are used for terrain generation?	We use server-side mods such as tectonic and Yung’s better minecraft for terrain generation.
Can I join the server with a vanilla launcher?	Yes, you can join the server with a vanilla launcher as the mods are purely server side.
Are the weapons in the server custom?	Yes, we have custom weapons with varying rarity and powers that reference other games and media.

CraftyCorp Chaos: Where Greed Meets Blocks!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight against evil corporations trying to control the world’s food supply! Join us as we build bee sanctuaries to save the pollinators and grow our own GMO-free crops. We even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down Monsanto once and for all. So come join us and be a part of the resistance against the agricultural overlords!

Fiction-Free Funland: Where Imagination Goes to Die

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Emeralds Found:	884
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of all those fake stories and made-up characters in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ban all fiction! That’s right, only real-life scenarios and characters allowed here. Want to fight a zombie? Sorry, zombies aren’t real. But you can fight a squirrel with a bad attitude! Join us for the most realistic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the server, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to fiction forever!

The Longbirch Vanguard: Where even the creepers are roleplaying as friendly mobs!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	615809	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Server IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

Helpful Links

Features

10 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Weekly Updates

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there specific rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or Wiki for the official rules and guidelines.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

It is recommended to play on the server without any game-altering mods to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

4. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly to introduce new content, fixes, and improvements to the server.

5. How can I report a bug or provide feedback?

You can report bugs or offer feedback on the server’s Discord or forums to help improve the overall experience for players.

SculkSMP VS Hypixel

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Hypixel	SculkSMP
Massive player base	Small and close-knit community
Wide variety of game modes	Focus on PvP in SMP
Regular updates and events	Daily giveaways and events
Professional staff team	Community-driven vibe
High-quality minigames	Unique Sculk-inspired features

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Hypixel	SculkSMP
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has millions of players.	SculkSMP has a smaller and more close-knit community.
What kind of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes.	SculkSMP focuses on PvP in SMP.
Are there regular updates and events?	Yes, Hypixel regularly updates and hosts events.	SculkSMP offers daily giveaways and events.
How is the staff team?	Hypixel has a professional staff team.	SculkSMP has a community-driven vibe.
What are the unique features?	Hypixel has high-quality minigames.	SculkSMP has unique Sculk-inspired features.

MineTale – Digging up a Bad Time!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we groove like never before! Join us for a DELTARUNE-themed adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported into the world of DELTARUNE. They battled against evil pixelated monsters, danced with quirky characters, and even rode a rainbow unicorn through the clouds. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets, mysterious Easter eggs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious, kind-hearted, and downright wacky players you’ll ever meet.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the groove take you on a DELTARUNE adventure like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Crafty Karens: Where American Women Unleash Their Inner Warrior in Minecraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where American women are so violent because they’ve been mining diamonds for too long and have developed super strength from carrying all that heavy loot! Join us for epic battles where these fierce ladies will show you who’s boss with their pickaxes of doom. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between these diamond-wielding warriors. So come on, join our server and see for yourself why American women are the true queens of Minecraft mayhem!

Welcome to LumaMC: The place where creepers are the town mayor, zombies do your laundry, and diamonds grow on trees!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3054
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Feature	Description
Towny	Establish and grow your own town, form alliances, and build a community.
mcMMO	Level up your skills and become a master in your craft.
Custom Items	Enjoy custom-coded items with special abilities and unique skills.
Player-Based Economy	Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics.
Hoarder Plugin	Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash and compete for rewards.
Ranks System	Climb the ranks to earn titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin	Express your creativity with map designs.
Dynamic Seasons World	Watch as the world transforms based on the season.
Fishing Competitions & Custom Fishing	Test your fishing skills and compete for rewards.
Jobs	Earn cash and climb the ranks with different jobs.

FAQs:

How can I join LumaMC?

You can connect to LumaMC using the server IP: play.lumamc.net

What is the Discord for LumaMC?

You can join the LumaMC Discord community at: https://lumamc.net/chat

Is there a website for LumaMC?

Yes, you can visit the LumaMC website at: https://lumamc.net/

Can I view the map of LumaMC?

Yes, you can view the map of LumaMC at: https://map.lumamc.net/

What makes LumaMC special?

LumaMC offers unique features, an inclusive community, and a roadmap with exciting content updates and events. Player feedback is valued, and the server aims to provide a collaborative and fun environment for all players.