male gripe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	182
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mines Excavated:	3757
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Animals Bred:	181
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Dimension Hops:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	8572	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Ores Mined:	509	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	8244	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Items Found:	3026	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3855	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting

MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition

3-NOP, 3NOP, additives, Advances in dairy nutrition, dairy, dairy industry, Delivery, digestion, Edition, Emissions, environmental footprint, greenhouse gas, Livestock, livestock methane emissions, manure, methane, moocraft, nutrition, PROMISING.., reduction, Science, Seaweed, seaweeds

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	391	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿

we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄

join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄

save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄

join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸‍♂️🐄

(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)